Hopefully she’s also saving up for our nursing home expenses
- CHICK: How many are you going to be on your birthday?
- ME: 32.
- CHICK: Okay. Then I’m going to get you two things. I’m going to get you a rocking chair and some vitamins. Some grown-up vitamins. Not like the dinosaur-shaped ones.
And then a few days ago, we were watching “Piglet’s Big Movie,” which has scenes of Carly Simon singing during the credits.
- CHICK: Wow, that man looks like a lady.
- ME: That is a lady.
- CHICK: No it’s not, it’s a man.
- ME: I promise you, that’s a lady. Her name is Carly Simon. Like your Aunt Carly.
- CHICK: No it’s not, it’s a man.
- ME: Chick… It’s a lady.
- CHICK: Trust me, Mom. It’s a man.
