Questionable Theology
On her God complex:
This morning, as Chickpea, Garbanzo, and I were heading out to the local market with the stroller, Chickpea said, “I remember when I had this stroller when I was a baby.” (It’s a different stroller.)
“Oh yeah?” I asked. “Yep. And I was born in a manger. I remember that, too.”
On Guilt:
Then later that morning, she said, “Mommy, don’t feed Garbanzo again. That will make God sad.”
On the Center of Her Universe:
And finally, this afternoon she was singing: “God made the rainbows. And the candy, and the lollipops, and the toys, all for me.”
often we adults are thinking the same things that kids say outloud!
That is hysterical
toblerone, you seriously need to write. i love reading this stuff. the chick-isms are amazing. i’ll buy your first book, promise. miss you guys. hope all is well.