The joy of a 3-year-old in the house

First off, a riddle for you…

Q: How many times must you wash hair for it to be free of an entire jar of Vaporub?

A: Don’t know.  Three times and it’s still not out.

And a conversation from breakfast:

  • ME: Hey Chickpea, Noah’s mommy had her baby yesterday.
  • CHICK: Wow!  Is his daddy’s name Jesus?
  • ME: Um…. no.  It’s Ryan.
  • CHICK: Is the new baby’s name Moses?
  • ME: Um… no. [I think for a minute over where she's getting all this.]  Oh.  Chick, you’re getting your biblical history all mixed up here.

posted: 08 September 6
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4 Responses to “The joy of a 3-year-old in the house”

  1. cheryl says:

    oh gosh!!! nice. have you tried dish soap?
    munchkin had a fun episode w/ vaseline when she was about 9mo old. it just doesn’t come off!

  2. Rachel says:

    and she just watched a cartoon about baby Moses at our house this past week – so fresh on her mind I guess

  3. Uncle Aaron says:

    You have to use a de-greaser (like the dish soap) and a lot of it. You’ll probably have greasy hair for a while.

    Hope it comes out.

  4. Nana says:

    You have to use a detergent based shampoo – like Prell or Head & Shoulders. Can you get those there?

    Ask me how I know!

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