The joy of a 3-year-old in the house

by toblerone on September 6, 2008

First off, a riddle for you…

Q: How many times must you wash hair for it to be free of an entire jar of Vaporub?

A: Don’t know.  Three times and it’s still not out.

And a conversation from breakfast:

  • ME: Hey Chickpea, Noah’s mommy had her baby yesterday.
  • CHICK: Wow!  Is his daddy’s name Jesus?
  • ME: Um…. no.  It’s Ryan.
  • CHICK: Is the new baby’s name Moses?
  • ME: Um… no. [I think for a minute over where she's getting all this.]  Oh.  Chick, you’re getting your biblical history all mixed up here.
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{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

1 cheryl 09.06.08 at 9:40 am

oh gosh!!! nice. have you tried dish soap?
munchkin had a fun episode w/ vaseline when she was about 9mo old. it just doesn’t come off!

2 Rachel 09.06.08 at 12:32 pm

and she just watched a cartoon about baby Moses at our house this past week - so fresh on her mind I guess

3 Uncle Aaron 09.07.08 at 8:52 am

You have to use a de-greaser (like the dish soap) and a lot of it. You’ll probably have greasy hair for a while.

Hope it comes out.

4 Nana 09.07.08 at 4:27 pm

You have to use a detergent based shampoo - like Prell or Head & Shoulders. Can you get those there?

Ask me how I know!

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